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i’m going to make you regret that.
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“YOLO”, I whispered, as I ate the little packet of freshener beads that came in my shoes.
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Oh I love your religion… for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine! It’s like Harry Potter but it causes genocide and bad folk music!
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boring night at home alone.
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This actually made me laugh out loud.
Hurr durr durr
(via blissful-spirit)
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one of the most challenging parts of being a good friend is learning to tolerate the qualities in someone that they would never tolerate in you.
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laugh
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Sometimes things have to fall apart in order for better things to fall together.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Leave him alone Stan, he thought you were an od’ing bitch.
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operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: do you like me
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CUTE!!
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